And just like that, we’re off.  A new blog is born, this blog.  And why not, everyone else seems to have one.  I was just reading at CNN.com that last year the total number of blogs hit 126 million.  Hmm…wait, on second thought, that’s not good.  If there are so many blogs, who is going to notice a new one?  What a depressing thought.  I’m not sure why I brought it up…

But, hey, come to think of it, I know who will care.  My friends will.  And not just because I have blackmail material on all of them.  They will care because I will send them the link cleverly disguised.  I will make it enticing.  In short, I will lie.  For example, I can’t imagine some of my woman friends being able to resist clicking on “Shemar Moore caught skinny-dipping…Check out the pics.”  For my guy buddies, Megan Fox should do the trick.  My treachery knows no bounds.

What you can expect to find here are random essays, though don’t be surprised if you come across an occasional amphigory.  And there won’t be a post every day.  In fact, there might be only one or two posts per month.  Uh, I hope I’m keeping your expectations low…I figure low expectations are best; I’m making this up as I go.  We’ll just have to see what happens.

I dedicate my first entry to Judy Clement Wall, known on Twitter as @jdistraction (and the link to her blog is in the sidebar).  She has been bothering me, being quite a nuisance really, to start a blog.  Fine, Judy, you win.  Here we go…

Click to go the first post: http://wp.me/pYpZt-J

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